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HEY... 

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 

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I'M WALKING. 

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I'M WALKING. 
WHERE ARE YOU, UH, 
WHERE YOU WALKING TO? 

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I'M BABYSITTING, 
MARK. 

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CAN YOU
 LEAVE ME ALONE? 

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WANT TO DO
 SOMETHING LATER? 

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IT'S FRIDAY,
 YOU KNOW. 

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ARE YOU DEAF?
 WHAT? 

10
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ARE YOU DEAF, MARK? 

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WHAT? 

12
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WHAT ARE YOU
 THINKING? 

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AH, COME ON.
 IT'D BE FUN. 

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BRING THE KIDS. 

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I TOLD YOU 
TO LEAVE ME ALONE, MARK,
 ALL RIGHT? 

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HI. 

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OH, HI. 

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HOPE I'M NOT 
TOO LATE. 

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WHAT TIME IS IT? 

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6:40, BUT THAT'S
 ALL RIGHT.

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WE'RE LATE AS USUAL. 

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<i>[TELEVISION PLAYS]</i> 

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HARRY,
THE BABYSITTER'S HERE. 

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[HUMMING] 

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IT WAS GREAT
 OF YOU TO COME BY 
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 

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NO PROBLEM,
MRS. TUCKER. 

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WE REALLY
APPRECIATE THAT. 

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SO WHAT YOU GUYS
EATING, HUH? 

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HAMBURGERS 
AND COKE. 

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DAD SAID I COULD 
STAY UP TILL 10:00. 

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NOT IF YOU 
DON'T BEHAVE, 

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OTHERWISE
YOU'RE GOING TO BED RIGHT NOW 

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AND WITH NO TV. 

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OH, EXCUSE ME, DEAR, 

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COULD YOU 
HELP ME WITH THIS? 

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NO PROBLEM. 

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THANK YOU.
THE ZIPPER JUST...

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DAD, PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON. 

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OH, PFF. 

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HONEY, WHERE ARE
 MY BLUE PANTS, HUH? 

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WITH ALL YOUR OTHER 
PANTS, HARRY, UPSTAIRS. 

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AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
 THIS SILLY TIE FOR? 

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YOU KNOW I HATE IT. 

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AND WHAT
 DO YOU THINK? 

45
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WHATEVER YOU LIKE,
MR. TUCKER. 

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<i>♪ THINK I KNOW YOU</i>
<i>SO WELL ♪</i> 

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<i>♪ I'VE BEEN THINKING</i>
<i>NOW HE'S GONE ♪</i> 

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<i>♪ I FEAR THAT HE RENTED</i>
<i>HIS SOUL, DEAR ♪</i> 

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<i>♪ TAKING-- ♪</i> 

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<i>♪ TAKING IN THE PAPER</i>
<i>AND THE FEAR ♪</i>

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<i>♪ DON'T HIDE YOURSELF ♪</i> 

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<i>♪ IF YOU'VE GOT TO BE</i>
<i>WITH SOMEONE ELSE... ♪</i> 

53
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YOU GOING TO WALK
RIGHT PAST ME? 

54
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I'M SORRY. 

55
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME
AGAIN? 

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HA. THAT'S FUNNY. 

57
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HEY, WHAT'S UP
WITH THE LONER? WHAT'S HIS PROB? 

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I THINK
SHE DUMPED HIM. 

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HA. REALLY. 

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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TONIGHT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 

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I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WANT TO COME OUT WITH ME AND JOEY TONIGHT. 

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UH, HMM... 

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CAN I
THINK ABOUT IT? 

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YEAH. 

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YEAH? 

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YEAH.
THINK ABOUT IT. 

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SEE YA. 

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HEY. 

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HEY.

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WHAT'S UP? 

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YOUR MOM GOING
TO MY FOLKS' PARTY TONIGHT? 

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YOU TALKING TO ME? 

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YEAH. 

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UH, SHE'S
OUT OF TOWN. 

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I GUESS THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE HERE EATING THIS SWILL... 

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ALONE. 

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YEAH. 

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YOU GOT
ANY PLANS, MAN? 

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ACTUALLY,
I GOT TO GET HOME. 

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GOT EARLY PRACTICE
TOMORROW. 

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OOH, PRACTICE.
EXCITEMENT. 

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YOU HAVEN'T
CHANGED, JACK. 

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[WHISTLES] 

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[WHISTLES] 

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COULD I HAVE A BEER? 

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MAYBE. 

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I DON'T HAVE
ANY MONEY, THOUGH. 

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OHH. 

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CLOSE YOUR EYES
FOR A SECOND. 

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JUST CLOSE THEM,
ALL RIGHT? 

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THAT'S
THE ONLY REASON I COME IN HERE. 

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I HOPE
YOU KNOW THAT. 

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NOW, JIMMY, EAT YOUR
HAMBURGER, NOT JUST THE POTATO CHIPS. 

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SEE THAT HE
EATS DINNER, DEAR. 

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HERE'S THE BABY'S
BOTTLE. 

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I'M TOO TOLD
FOR A BABYSITTER. 

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WHOO... 

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MM... 

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YOU READY, DARLIN'? 

100
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WHY DO YOU HAVE TO START
DRINKING NOW, HONEY? 

101
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HEY, THAT'S A CUTE
OUTFIT YOU GOT ON. 

102
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THANKS, MR. TUCKER. 

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00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:52,257
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE. 

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00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,759
YEAH. 

105
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,261
HAVE A GOOD TIME. 

106
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YOU, TOO, AND YOU KIDS
BE GOOD, NOW. BYE, NOW. 

107
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AND YOU BE GOOD, TOO, HUH?

108
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,768
BYE, MOM. 

109
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,276
SHE SURE IS
A CUTE LITTLE THING. 

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00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,280
EAT YOUR HAMBURGER. 

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00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:20,786
HEY, JACK. 

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00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,788
WAIT UP, DUDE. 

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00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,290
OH, A BEER.
I'M SO SHOCKED. 

114
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,794
OH, NICE, MARK. 

115
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,295
IT'S A NIGHTMARE,
ISN'T IT? 

116
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,797
YOU'VE REALLY
CHANGED, MAN. 

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00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:32,798
HEY, YOU WANT ONE? 

118
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,800
I CAN GO GRAB YOU ONE. 

119
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,802
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,
MARK? 

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00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,303
NOT A WHOLE LOT. 

121
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,306
I'M JUST HANGING OUT
WITH MY OLD BUDDY JACK. 

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00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,809
WE HAVEN'T BEEN
BUDDIES FOR A WHILE. 

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00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,311
YEAH. I KNOW, 

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00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,312
AND THAT'S MY FAULT. 

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00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,814
I DON'T KNOW, 

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00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:52,317
I SAW YOU SITTING ALONE
IN THE DINER BACK THERE.

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00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,321
I WAS THINKING
MAYBE YOU'D BE UP FOR DOING SOMETHING. 

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00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,322
OLD TIMES' SAKE
OR SOMETHING. 

129
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,325
WHAT ABOUT YOUR
FRIEND BACK THERE? 

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00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,327
AREN'T YOU
GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH HER? 

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00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,328
OH, YOU MEAN--YEAH. 

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00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,831
WELL, SHE'S, UH... 

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00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,833
NOTHING SPECIAL,
YOU KNOW? 

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00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,334
YOUR GIRLFRIEND,
THOUGH... 

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00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,836
OH, SISTER. 

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00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,838
SHE'S SOMETHING
SPECIAL, MAN. 

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00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,339
YEAH. 

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00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,841
SHE'S REALLY GREAT. 

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00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,846
SO YOU GUYS
AREN'T DOING NOTHING TONIGHT? 

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00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:21,847
WELL... 

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00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,849
ACTUALLY,
SHE'S BABYSITTING. 

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00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,851
BABYSITTING, HUH? 

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00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:26,852
HMM. 

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00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,353
THAT'S TOO BAD. 

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00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:31,357
LIKE YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BE OVER THERE 

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00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,858
AT 8:00 OR WHATEVER. 

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00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,362
LUCKY MAN. GOD. 

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00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,364
IF MY MEMORY
SERVES ME CORRECTLY, 

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00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,365
YOU ARE A LUCKY MAN. 

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00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,367
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 

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00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:43,869
HMM? 

152
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:44,870
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN-- 

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00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,874
"IF MY MEMORY
SERVES ME CORRECTLY." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 

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00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,376
ARE YOU SAYING
YOU WENT OUT WITH HER? 

155
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:52,878
WELL, THAT'S-- 

156
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:56,381
I GO OUT WITH A LOT
OF CHICKS, YEAH. 

157
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,885
WHY ARE YOU
TALKING TO ME? 

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00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,887
NO REASON, MAN. 

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00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,890
OH, I'LL SEE YOU
LATER, MAN. 

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00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,393
WHOA, WAIT, HOLD ON.
HEY, HEY... 

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00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,895
COME ON. YOU PISSED
OR SOMETHING?

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00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,397
NO. NO, I'M... 

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00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,399
COME ON. 

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00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,402
I SAID I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T, UH... 

165
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,904
THAT'S WEIRD.
SHE NEVER SAID NOTHING TO YOU? 

166
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,405
NO, SHE DIDN'T. 

167
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,910
WELL, MAYBE
SHE SHOULD HAVE. 

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00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,414
Go to sleep. 

169
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:29,915
Aren't you tired? 

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00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,921
OHH... 

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00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,936
I DON'T KNOW
IF I TRUST THAT GIRL. 

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00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,440
WHY, BECAUSE SHE
LIKES MY UGLY TIES? 

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00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,944
I DON'T KNOW
IF I TRUST HER WITH THE BABY. 

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00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,948
SHE SEEMS...
A LITTLE CARELESS. 

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00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,952
I'M PRETTY SURE SHE
HAD HER BOYFRIEND OVER THE OTHER TIME. 

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00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,954
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT? 

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00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:27,973
YOU KNOW, I NEVER
HAD A BABYSITTER AS PRETTY AS YOU 

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00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,976
WHEN I WAS
A LITTLE BOY. 

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00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,477
[SIGH] 

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00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,483
SO, UH... 

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00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,988
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME, HUH? 

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00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,992
WHATEVER YOU LIKE,
MR. TUCKER. 

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00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,493
YEAH. 

184
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,502
HA HA HA--WHOA. 

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00:13:56,502 --> 00:14:01,507
HARRY,
I TOLD YOU YOU DID NOT NEED THAT DRINK. 

186
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,009
AND ANOTHER THING,
THAT GIRL-- 

187
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,511
THE OTHER TIME,
I'M ALMOST POSITIVE 

188
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,515
SHE USED OUR BATHTUB
AND TOOK A BATH. 

189
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,017
I MEAN,
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? 

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00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,023
<i>[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]</i> 

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00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,028
JACK,
I'M SORRY, MAN. 

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00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,530
YOU SURE
YOU'RE COOL WITH EVERYTHING? 

193
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,032
AGAIN,
I'M SORRY, MAN. 

194
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,033
I SHOULDN'T-- 

195
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,036
I SHOULDN'T
HAVE SAID ANYTHING. 

196
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,537
JACK? 

197
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,539
YOU-- 

198
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,543
MAN, LAST BALL
ALREADY? 

199
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,713
THAT'S THE LAST ONE,
JACK. 

200
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,714
OH...BRRR. 

201
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,716
THE THING
IS COLD, MAN. 

202
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,719
YOU COULD USE
THE OLD JACK TOUCH. 

203
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,720
GET IT, GET IT. 

204
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,723
WELL, YOU JUST,
UH, LOST. 

205
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,224
O.K., SO, 

206
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,225
UH... 

207
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,727
I GUESS
IT'S MY TURN, HUH? 

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00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,730
YOU STEP RIGHT OVER HERE. 

209
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,231
THIS MACHINE, 

210
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,234
I PRETTY MUCH GOT IT
ALL FIGURED OUT, YOU KNOW? 

211
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,740
SO, UH... 

212
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,743
WHEN DID YOU
GO OUT WITH HER? 

213
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,245
JACK, DON'T
EVEN SWEAT IT.

214
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,746
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 

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00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,249
ONE DATE. 

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00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:20,752
THE...MORE IMPORTANT
QUESTION IS, UH, 

217
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,757
WHAT'S A GUY LIKE YOU
DOING ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT? 

218
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,760
YOU TWO ON THE ROCKS
OR WHAT? 

219
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,762
I TOLD YOU
SHE'S BABYSITTING. 

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00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,263
OH, COME ON! 

221
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,271
I'M GOING TO
TURN THIS OVER RIGHT NOW. 

222
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:43,775
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
WANT TO TAKE ANY ADVICE FROM ME, MAN, 

223
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,779
BUT MAYBE YOU
SHOULD CALL HER. 

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00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,283
[TELEPHONE RINGS] 

225
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,286
[RING] 

226
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,787
HELLO.
TUCKER'S RESIDENCE. 

227
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,791
TELL HER A GOOD THING
LIKE HER HAS GOT TO BE PASSED AROUND. 

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00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,292
HELLO? 

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00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,293
HI.

230
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,296
WE SORT OF THOUGHT
WE'D DROP BY-- 

231
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,297
NO, NO... 

232
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,803
JACK AND I WERE JUST
SAYING, YOU KNOW, 

233
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,304
TWO'S COMPANY... 

234
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,805
THREE'S AN ORGY. 

235
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,307
HUH? 

236
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,808
OH, YOU TILTED, MAN. 

237
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,815
YEAH. GUESS SO, MAN. 

238
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,318
FUCKING BELIEVE THAT? 

239
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,822
YOU KNOW WHAT, MARK?
YOU'RE RIGHT. 

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00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,825
I WOULDN'T TAKE ADVICE
FROM SOMEBODY LIKE YOU. 

241
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,827
SEE YA. 

242
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:49,908
"ALAS, THE HEAVY DAY.
WHY DO YOU WEEP? 

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00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:53,412
"ALAS, THE HEAVY DAY.
WHY DO YOU WEEP? 

244
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,920
"AM I THE MOTIVE
OF THESE TEARS, MILORD? 

245
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:07,926
AM I...THE MOTIVE
OF THESE TEARS, MILORD?" 

246
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:08,927
HMM. 

247
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:12,931
"OF HAPPILY YOU,
MY FATHER, DO SUSPECT-- 

248
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,433
"OF HAPPILY YOU,
MY FATHER, DO SUSPECT... 

249
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,936
"AN INSTRUMENT OF THIS
YOU'RE CALLING BACK. 

250
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:20,939
LAY NOT BLAME ON ME
IF YOU HAVE LOST HIM." 

251
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,941
IF YOU HAVE LOST HIM. 

252
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,945
HEY, HEY, JACK. 

253
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,949
IT WAS
LAST SUMMER. 

254
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:32,951
WHAT? 

255
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:36,454
WHEN I WENT OUT
WITH HER. IT WAS LAST SUMMER. 

256
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,958
YOU SAID
YOU WANTED TO KNOW, RIGHT? 

257
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:40,959
LISTEN, MARK, 

258
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:43,461
IT'S BEEN GREAT
HANGING OUT WITH YOU. 

259
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:44,963
WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF? 

260
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,965
YOU KNOW,
FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. 

261
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,466
OH, MAN! 

262
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,469
O.K.,
SO THIS IS YOU-- 

263
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,970
"MARK,
WHAT'S THE TIME?

264
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:52,971
"IT'S 6:00. 

265
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:53,972
HEY, FUCK YOU." 

266
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:58,477
JESUS. YOU ASK ME
A QUESTION, RIGHT, AND I'M ANSWERING. 

267
00:17:58,977 --> 00:17:59,978
WHAT'S
THE REAL STORY? 

268
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:02,480
YOU IN LOVE
WITH THIS GIRL, HUH? 

269
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:03,982
IS THAT IT? 

270
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:05,984
YOU'RE ALL BENT
OUT OF SHAPE. 

271
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:06,985
THAT'S COOL. 

272
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,988
IT'S HARD TO KNOW
IF YOU REALLY LOVE A GIRL 

273
00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:11,489
UNLESS
YOU'VE FUCKED HER. 

274
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:15,994
WHY DON'T YOU
CALM DOWN? 

275
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,495
[SIREN] 

276
00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:20,999
SHIT.
GO, GO, GO. 

277
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,506
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY? 

278
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,008
OH, MAN, 

279
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,509
I'M SORRY, MAN. 

280
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,513
AM I THE GREATEST
AT SAYING THE WRONG THING? 

281
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:35,514
YEAH, YOU ARE. 

282
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:36,514
THAT'S TWICE. 

283
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,516
JACK, I'M SO SORRY.

284
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,521
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY. 

285
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:46,024
I SHOULD JUST KEEP
MY MOUTH SHUT. 

286
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,526
I'VE GOT
A LITTLE SURPRISE. 

287
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:51,029
LET'S SEE.
WHAT DID I DO WITH THAT? 

288
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:52,030
BAM. 

289
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,032
LOOK AT
THAT FAT GUY. 

290
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,533
LET'S BURN IT DOWN. 

291
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:59,037
RELAX. NO ONE
CAN SEE US. 

292
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,538
OH, JACK, MAN, 

293
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:01,540
COME ON. 

294
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:05,544
THAT'S MY WAY
OF SAYING I'M SORRY. 

295
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:10,048
HERE
IS TO A NIGHT... 

296
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:12,050
OF ENDLESS
POSSIBILITIES. 

297
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:34,573
HEY, MAN, 

298
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:36,574
WHAT THE FUCK? 

299
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,577
JACK... 

300
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:42,080
ALL I SAID WAS
YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 

301
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,081
I'M NOT
GONNA CALL HER! 

302
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,584
WHAT,
ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE TUCKERS? 

303
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:48,086
COME ON.
THEY'RE ALREADY OVER AT MY HOUSE. 

304
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,089
PARTY TIME. 

305
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,093
[WHISTLING] 

306
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:59,097
HONEY,
COULD YOU PLEASE STOP WHISTLING THAT TUNE? 

307
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,602
AND TRY NOT
TO DRINK TOO MUCH TONIGHT, O.K.? 

308
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:06,104
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 

309
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,105
YEAH. 

310
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:11,610
HEY, DOLLY, HARRY,
GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 

311
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,111
WOULDN'T MISS IT
FOR ANYTHING. 

312
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,613
MWAH.
HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE. 

313
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:16,615
YOU'RE ONE OF
THE FIRST. 

314
00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,617
OH, YOU TWO. 

315
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:19,618
HI.
HI. 

316
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,119
COME ON UP. 

317
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,620
O.K. ALL RIGHT.
GOODBYE. 

318
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:25,623
HI, BERNICE. 

319
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,125
OH, THANK YOU. 

320
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:28,627
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 

321
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:31,630
OH, HI, SAM, WILMA,
JOE, AUDREY. 

322
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,131
HARRY, WHAT'S
YOUR POISON? 

323
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,633
UH, BOURBON.
HI, EVERYBODY. DOLLY? 

324
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,637
UM, I'LL TAKE
A WINE SPRITZER, PLEASE. 

325
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,139
SO, AUDREY,
MUST BE ANY DAY NOW. 

326
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,142
YOU MUST BE
SO UNCOMFORTABLE IN THIS WEATHER. 

327
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:45,143
OH, YEAH. 

328
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,646
I'M USED TO IT
BY NOW. 

329
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,148
HOW ARE THOSE
FOUR BOYS OF YOURS? 

330
00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:52,650
OH--WE HOPE
IT'S A GIRL. 

331
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:54,653
HERE, DOLLY. 

332
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,154
OH, THANK YOU. 

333
00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:58,156
HOW'S YOUR
LITTLE ONE, DOLLY? 

334
00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:59,657
OH. OH, HE'S FINE. 

335
00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,660
HE'S THE MOST
PRECIOUS BABY, 

336
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,662
BUT IT'S NICE
TO GET AWAY. 

337
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,163
IT ISN'T EASY. 

338
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:08,666
WELL, IT SURE
DOESN'T SHOW, DOLLY. 

339
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,669
YOU LOOK YOUNGER
EVERY DAY. 

340
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,671
WHAT'S
YOUR SECRET? 

341
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:16,174
SECRET? HA.
HAAGEN DAZS. 

342
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:19,177
ALL THOSE CALORIES--
GETTING HER BABY FAT BACK. 

343
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:20,678
HARRY, HAVE A HEART. 

344
00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:23,181
HA HA,
YOU SON OF A BITCH. 

345
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:25,183
ON SECOND THOUGHT, 

346
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:27,685
I'LL TAKE A VODKA
STRAIGHT UP. 

347
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,688
<i>[TV GUNFIRE]</i> 

348
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:47,205
HEY, GUYS... 

349
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:50,208
BITSY... 

350
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,709
JIMMY... 

351
00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:53,711
YOU'RE A THIEF! 

352
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:57,215
STOP IT. 

353
00:21:57,215 --> 00:21:59,717
YOU GUYS, ST-STOP IT. 

354
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,722
YOU GUYS, GET OFF! 

355
00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:04,723
HA HA HA... 

356
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,224
GET OFF. 

357
00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:10,728
STOP IT. 

358
00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:11,729
STOP IT. 

359
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:14,733
STOP IT. 

360
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,236
JIMMY, I'M SERIOUS.
STOP. 

361
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,741
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

362
00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,243
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STOP IT. 

363
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:27,245
[RING] 

364
00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:29,747
JIMMY...GET OFF. 

365
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:30,749
[RING] 

366
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:34,753
[RING] 

367
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:36,254
CAVALRY
TO THE RESCUE. 

368
00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:37,755
HELLO.
TUCKER RESIDENCE. 

369
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,758
HI. IT'S JACK. 

370
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:40,759
OH. 

371
00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:42,760
HI, JACK. 

372
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,263
WHEW...WHERE ARE YOU
CALLING FROM? 

373
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,766
WHY ARE YOU
BREATHING LIKE THAT? 

374
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:50,769
OH, THE KIDS
JUST BEAT ME UP. 

375
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,771
OH, REALLY?
UH-HUH. 

376
00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,773
MAYBE I SHOULD
COME OVER AND PROTECT YOU. 

377
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:58,777
WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
JACK. 

378
00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:01,780
WELL, I THOUGHT
MAYBE I'D COME OVER 

379
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,783
AND, UH...
AND HANG OUT, 

380
00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:06,284
WATCH SOME TV
OR SOMETHING? 

381
00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:09,787
WHEN THE KIDS
GO TO SLEEP, WE'D BE ALONE. 

382
00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:12,290
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 

383
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:17,295
COME ON.
YOU WANT ME TO, DON'T YOU? 

384
00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:21,299
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 

385
00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:22,800
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? 

386
00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:25,303
NO. NO, OF COURSE NOT. 

387
00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:27,805
I JUST WANT
TO COME SEE YOU 

388
00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:29,307
AND WORK THINGS OUT. 

389
00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:30,808
NO, JACK. 

390
00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:33,311
I TOLD YOU--
I'M NOT READY. 

391
00:23:33,311 --> 00:23:34,812
YOU--YOU'RE
GOING TOO FAST. 

392
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:36,815
WHY? WE DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING. 

393
00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:38,817
JACK, NO.
THAT'S IT, ALL RIGHT? 

394
00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:41,820
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOU TODAY. 

395
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:43,321
N-NOTHING. NOTHING. 

396
00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:44,822
JUST WANT TO TALK. 

397
00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:46,324
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

398
00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:49,327
I'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE
OF THESE KIDS. BYE. 

399
00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:50,328
[CLICK] 

400
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:51,829
SHIT. 

401
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,332
GOD! 

402
00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:57,335
GOD, DON'T YOU HAVE
SOMEPLACE TO GO? 

403
00:23:58,336 --> 00:23:59,837
WHAT'D SHE SAY? 

404
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:02,841
NONE OF YOUR
FUCKING BUSINESS. 

405
00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:04,843
AH, CHICKS, MAN... 

406
00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,845
I KNOW HOW IT FEELS. 

407
00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:10,849
LISTEN, I KNOW YOU'RE
A GOOD GUY, JACK, IT'S JUST-- 

408
00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:13,852
WELL, YOU TAKE IT
TOO SERIOUS, THAT'S ALL. 

409
00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:16,855
AND MY ADVICE SUCKED.
I'M SORRY. FORGET IT. 

410
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:20,358
BUT MY POINT IS,
CAN'T WE JUST DO SOMETHING TONIGHT? 

411
00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:22,860
KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET
SOME FREE BEER? 

412
00:24:22,861 --> 00:24:25,864
OH, MAN, IT'S FRIDAY.
LET'S GO HAVE A DRINK. 

413
00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:27,866
IT'S NOT
GOING TO KILL YOU. 

414
00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:35,373
[MUSIC PLAYS] 

415
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,882
IT'S OVER
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 

416
00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:46,885
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT. 

417
00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:47,886
HEY, WHO PLAYS GOLF? 

418
00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:49,888
WE'LL MAKE IT
A FOURSOME. 

419
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:50,889
CHARLIE WILLIAMS. 

420
00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:52,390
LET'S SEE,
UH, RICHARD. 

421
00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:55,393
TUCKER, I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU ON THE GREEN TWICE THIS YEAR. 

422
00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:58,396
'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS
SELLING CARS TO HEELS LIKE YOU. 

423
00:24:58,396 --> 00:24:59,897
I'LL GET OUT THERE. 

424
00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:01,900
JUST GIVE ME
ONE STROKE A HOLE-- 

425
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,903
I'LL GIVE YOU A STROKE.
BEND OVER. 

426
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,741
WHAT'S UP, DAD? 

427
00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:11,242
HOW YOU DOING? 

428
00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:12,744
EVERYONE, YOU KNOW
MY SON MARK. 

429
00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:15,246
THIS IS
MY FRIEND JACK. 

430
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:16,248
JACK, THIS IS SAM. 

431
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:17,749
HEY,
HOW YOU DOING? 

432
00:25:17,749 --> 00:25:18,750
HARRY. HARRY, JACK. 

433
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,253
HARRY, THIS IS YOUR
BABYSITTER'S BOYFRIEND 

434
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,755
RIGHT HERE IN THE FLESH. 

435
00:25:23,755 --> 00:25:26,257
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING HERE, SON? 

436
00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:30,762
HELLO, JACK.
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 

437
00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:32,764
USED TO
SEE JACK A LOT 

438
00:25:32,764 --> 00:25:35,266
WHEN MARK WAS
STILL ON THE TEAM. 

439
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,269
YOU JUST WON
THE ROTARY SCHOLARSHIP, RIGHT? 

440
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:38,270
YEAH. 

441
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:41,273
YOU WERE GREAT
LAST SATURDAY. 

442
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:42,774
O.K., O.K., ENOUGH. 

443
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:45,276
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING HIM
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. 

444
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:47,779
YOU THINK WE COULD
USE THE CAR? 

445
00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:50,281
UH, KEYS ARE
IN THE KITCHEN. 

446
00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:52,284
BYE, FELLAS. 

447
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,786
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE
TOO MUCH FUN. 

448
00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:56,788
YOU GOT PRACTICE
TOMORROW, JACK. 

449
00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:00,291
WONDER WHAT
THOSE GUYS ARE UP TO. 

450
00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,295
THEY'RE PROBABLY
GOING OUT TO CHASE SOME TAIL. 

451
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,297
BOY, THOSE WERE
THE DAYS, RIGHT? 

452
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:06,798
MM. 

453
00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:08,299
FOOTBALL RALLIES, 

454
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,302
MOVIE HOUSE BALCONIES. 

455
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:13,805
BARE THIGHS,
NO-CONTROL TOPS, NO CROTCHES. 

456
00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:17,809
JUST A FLIMSY
PAIR OF PANTIES IN THE BACK SEAT. 

457
00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:20,311
LIKE A BROKEN
BALLOON. 

458
00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:23,315
THOSE GOOD TIMES
ARE GONE, OLD MAN. 

459
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,323
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD DO? 

460
00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:32,824
WELL...

461
00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:35,326
I DON'T KNOW IF TONIGHT
IS ABOUT "WE." 

462
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,829
I THINK TONIGHT
MAY BE ABOUT YOU. 

463
00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:40,331
WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO? 

464
00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:43,334
DROP IT, MARK. 

465
00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:46,838
I'M NOT GOING TO
LET YOU SAY NO THIS EASY. 

466
00:26:46,838 --> 00:26:49,340
THIS IS A PERFECT
OPPORTUNITY, O.K.? 

467
00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:50,342
LISTEN. 

468
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:53,345
I DRIVE YOU OVER THERE,
DROP YOU OFF, 

469
00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:55,847
YOU GIVE HER A COUPLE
OF THESE BEERS, 

470
00:26:55,847 --> 00:26:57,849
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 

471
00:26:59,851 --> 00:27:01,853
LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING. 

472
00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:05,857
YOU ASKED HER IF YOU
COULD STOP BY, SHE SAID NO. 

473
00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:06,858
WHY? 

474
00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:10,361
I MEAN, YOU'VE
BEEN OVER THERE BEFORE, RIGHT? 

475
00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:13,865
THE TUCKERS ARE HERE.

476
00:27:13,865 --> 00:27:15,867
LIKE, WHAT'S THE STORY? 

477
00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:18,870
I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S
SCREWING AROUND OR ANYTHING, 

478
00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:20,371
BUT IT'S LIKE... 

479
00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:24,376
YOU DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT ME AND HER. 

480
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:25,377
TRUST ME. 

481
00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:27,378
TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. 

482
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,881
THIS IS
WHAT YOU WANT, MAN. 

483
00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:33,885
COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 

484
00:28:13,925 --> 00:28:16,427
JUST LIKE I EXPECTED. 

485
00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:22,433
SOME PARTY. 

486
00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:31,442
DISHES, NOISE,
CLUTTER, FAT, 

487
00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:34,446
AND THAT'S WHEN THEY
START TO CHEAT ON YOU. 

488
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:37,449
DOLLY, I THINK SOMETHING'S
GOING ON AT HOME. 

489
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:38,950
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT? 

490
00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:40,451
I THINK
THAT BABYSITTER'S 

491
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,454
GETTING A VISIT
FROM HER BOYFRIEND.

492
00:28:42,954 --> 00:28:45,957
HARRY, WHAT
IS YOUR PROBLEM? 

493
00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:47,458
SUCH
AN IMAGINITIVE BOY. 

494
00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:50,962
SUIT YOURSELF, BUT I'M
GOING TO CHECK IT OUT. 

495
00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:52,964
THE ONLY PERSON
THE BABYSITTER 

496
00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:55,466
NEEDS PROTECTION
FROM IS YOU, NOT HER BOYFRIEND, 

497
00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:59,470
SO WHY DON'T YOU
STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF? 

498
00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:00,972
[SIGHS] 

499
00:29:00,972 --> 00:29:02,473
HONESTLY,
I DON'T KNOW 

500
00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:04,476
WHAT HIS PROBLEM
IS TONIGHT. 

501
00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:06,978
YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND
MOST DEPRESSING? 

502
00:29:06,978 --> 00:29:08,980
THAT FAT DRUNK 

503
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:10,982
WITH HIS BELLY
HANGING OVER HIS BELT 

504
00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:12,984
IS SOMETHING
I'M STUCK WITH 

505
00:29:12,984 --> 00:29:14,986
TILL DEATH
DO US PART. 

506
00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:18,489
SORT OF
MAKES YOU WISH THE MARRIAGE VOWS

507
00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:21,993
HAD AN ASSHOLE
CLAUSE, DOESN'T IT? 

508
00:29:21,993 --> 00:29:24,495
HUSBANDS ARE REALLY
DIFFICULT TO PUT UP WITH. 

509
00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:26,498
I'VE GOT TO CHECK ON MY-- 

510
00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:28,500
I FORGOT ABOUT
THE HORS D'OEUVRES 

511
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,001
IN THE OVEN. 

512
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:33,505
YOU KNOW,
I REALLY LOVED IT 

513
00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:36,508
WHEN BILL CALLED ME
YOUNG-LOOKING TONIGHT. 

514
00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:48,019
OH, DOLLY... 

515
00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:50,521
YOU LOOK YOUNGER
EVERY DAY. 

516
00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,524
SHOW ME
YOUR SECRET. 

517
00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:57,529
BILL... 

518
00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:01,532
WHAT WILL
THE NEIGHBORS THINK? 

519
00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:05,036
DOLLY... 

520
00:30:05,036 --> 00:30:07,038
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? 

521
00:30:07,038 --> 00:30:08,539
NO, NO,
NOTHING'S WRONG, 

522
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,041
JUST--NO. HA HA. 

523
00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:11,042
NO. 

524
00:30:34,065 --> 00:30:36,567
BITSY, IT'S TIME
FOR YOUR BATH. 

525
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:43,074
[MARK]
HOW ARE YOU HOLDING YOUR LIQUOR, JACK? 

526
00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:49,581
HOW DO YOU FEEL, MAN? 

527
00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:51,082
IF YOU'RE GOING
TO RALPH, 

528
00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:52,583
DO IT OUT THERE. 

529
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:55,086
DON'T GET IT
ALL OVER THE INSIDE-- 

530
00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:56,087
OH, SHIT! 

531
00:30:58,089 --> 00:30:59,590
THAT'S BAD-ASS, MAN. 

532
00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:02,594
DON'T GET IT
ALL OVER THE SIDE. 

533
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:05,096
HOW YOU DOING?
YOU FEEL BETTER? 

534
00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:07,098
I FEEL A LOT BETTER. 

535
00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:08,599
HAVE SOME GUM. 

536
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,101
HERE. HAVE
SOME GUM. 

537
00:31:10,101 --> 00:31:11,102
ALL RIGHT? 

538
00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:15,606
WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 

539
00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,112
[HONK HONK] 

540
00:31:21,112 --> 00:31:23,614
<i>[TIRES SQUEAL]</i> 

541
00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,116
<i>[TV GUNSHOTS]</i> 

542
00:31:25,116 --> 00:31:27,618
BITSY, IT'S TIME
FOR YOUR BATH. 

543
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:30,622
I DON'T WANT TO.
JIMMY GOES FIRST.

544
00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:33,624
BITSY, JIMMY GOES SECOND 

545
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:36,628
BECAUSE JIMMY DOESN'T
GO TO BED TILL 10:00. 

546
00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:39,130
I NEVER GET
TO STAY UP. 

547
00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:41,132
O.K., YOU CAN WATCH TV 

548
00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:43,134
WHILE JIMMY
TAKES HIS BATH. 

549
00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:44,635
I DON'T WANT TO. 

550
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:48,139
WELL, I'M SORRY,
BUT YOU'RE TAKING A BATH. 

551
00:31:48,139 --> 00:31:50,141
<i>[TV GUNSHOTS]</i> 

552
00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:52,643
BITSY, STOP IT!
BITSY! 

553
00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,646
PUT ME DOWN! 

554
00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,648
BITSY, NO! NO! NO! 

555
00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:58,149
IN HERE NOW. 

556
00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:05,156
BITSY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 

557
00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:07,658
YOU'RE GETTING
INTO THE BATH. 

558
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,173
[SIGHS] 

559
00:32:27,178 --> 00:32:28,179
WHAT NOW? 

560
00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:32,183
GET OUT OF THE CAR, 

561
00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:34,685
WALK UP THE STEPS,
RING THE BELL. 

562
00:32:38,189 --> 00:32:39,690
THIS IS STUPID. 

563
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,693
I DON'T WANT
TO MESS THINGS UP. 

564
00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:43,194
YOU WON'T. 

565
00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:44,695
BELIEVE ME,
YOU WON'T. 

566
00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:46,698
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO? 

567
00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:49,701
I'LL HANG OUT HERE
UNTIL YOU GET INSIDE. 

568
00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:01,212
GOOD LUCK, MAN. 

569
00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:09,720
[MUTTERING] 

570
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,735
[THUNDER] 

571
00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:50,761
I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT. 

572
00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:52,263
YOU WANT TO COME? 

573
00:33:57,268 --> 00:33:59,770
SHE'S COLD, MAN. 

574
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:06,778
I'M GOING TO NEED
YOUR TOUCH, JACK. 

575
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:15,787
[DOORBELL] 

576
00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:28,799
<i>[TV GUNSHOTS]</i> 

577
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:42,313
JACK, I TOLD YOU
NOT TO COME OVER. 

578
00:34:42,313 --> 00:34:45,316
I SORT OF THOUGHT
I'D DROP BY. 

579
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,657
YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE SUCH A JERK. 

580
00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:55,659
I HOPE YOU KNOW
IT'S NOT HELPING ANYTHING. 

581
00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:58,162
I JUST CAME TO SEE
WHAT YOU WERE DOING. 

582
00:34:58,162 --> 00:34:59,663
I'M BABYSITTING. 

583
00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:02,667
THE KIDS ARE UPSTAIRS
TAKING A BATH. 

584
00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:07,672
WHY DON'T YOU
LET ME COME IN? 

585
00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:09,673
JACK, NO. 

586
00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:10,675
YOU'RE DRUNK. 

587
00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:12,176
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. 

588
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,180
JUST A COUPLE
OF BEERS. 

589
00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:18,182
I SAID NO, 

590
00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:20,184
AND YOU CAME OVER ANYWAY? 

591
00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:28,192
I GUESS I'LL TALK
TO YOU LATER. 

592
00:35:30,194 --> 00:35:31,695
I HAVE TO BABYSIT. 

593
00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,725
THAT WAS QUICK. 

594
00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:02,727
SHUT UP. 

595
00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:03,728
WHAT HAPPENED? 

596
00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:05,730
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 

597
00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:07,231
JUST GET ME HOME. 

598
00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:08,232
OH, MAN. 

599
00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:10,734
THAT'S NOT PART
OF THE GAME. 

600
00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:12,236
I GOT AN IDEA. 

601
00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:13,737
WHERE YOU GOING? 

602
00:36:16,741 --> 00:36:17,742
[CRASH] 

603
00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:21,245
WHAT... 

604
00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:22,746
DAMN IT. SHIT. GOD...

605
00:36:31,255 --> 00:36:32,756
JUST TRUST ME, O.K.? 

606
00:36:32,757 --> 00:36:34,759
JUST STAY LOW,
COMMANDO-STYLE. 

607
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:41,766
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 

608
00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:03,787
<i>[TIRES SQUEAL]</i> 

609
00:37:03,788 --> 00:37:06,791
<i>[HONK HONK]</i> 

610
00:37:06,791 --> 00:37:08,292
BITSY. 

611
00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:13,798
JIMMY, IT'S YOUR TURN
TO TAKE A BATH. 

612
00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:15,800
I'LL TAKE MY OWN BATH. 

613
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,803
<i>[HONK]</i> 

614
00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:19,804
JIMMY. 

615
00:37:21,305 --> 00:37:23,807
IF YOU DON'T GO
TAKE THAT BATH, 

616
00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:25,810
I'LL TAKE YOU
UP THERE MYSELF. 

617
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:27,812
JUST TRY IT. 

618
00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:30,314
THEN SEE
WHAT HAPPENS. 

619
00:37:30,314 --> 00:37:33,317
ALL RIGHT.
YOU ASKED FOR IT. 

620
00:37:33,317 --> 00:37:34,318
COME ON. 

621
00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:35,319
OW! OW! 

622
00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:36,820
JIMMY, COME ON. 

623
00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:38,322
OH, THAT'S BOSS. 

624
00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:40,324
LOOK AT JUNIOR GO. 

625
00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:42,326
JIMMY,
I'M SERIOUS. 

626
00:37:42,326 --> 00:37:45,329
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE DOING THIS.

627
00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:47,331
I HOPE NOBODY
CAN SEE US. 

628
00:37:47,331 --> 00:37:49,333
RELAX. OH, MAN.
SERIOUSLY, 

629
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:51,335
YOU SHOULD
BE TAKING NOTES. 

630
00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:54,338
NOW. 

631
00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:55,839
HA HA HA HA! 

632
00:38:40,384 --> 00:38:41,385
JACK. 

633
00:38:45,389 --> 00:38:47,891
TAKE A BATH NOW. 

634
00:38:53,397 --> 00:38:54,398
LIKE STEEL. 

635
00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:55,899
DID YOU SEE THAT? 

636
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,902
IT WAS SO PRETTY, MAN. 

637
00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:20,925
HEY!
AAH! AAH! 

638
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,928
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING HERE, BOY? HUH? 

639
00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:26,931
YOU BETTER GET
OUT OF HERE, BOY, 

640
00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:29,433
BEFORE I CALL THE COPS, HUH? 

641
00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:30,934
HA HA HA HA! 

642
00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:33,938
WHAT IS THAT LITTLE THING
POKING OUT THERE? 

643
00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:36,440
GO ON.
GET OUT OF HERE. 

644
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,441
GO ON! 

645
00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:38,442
GO ON! 

646
00:39:40,444 --> 00:39:41,945
BARE-ASSED! 

647
00:39:41,946 --> 00:39:44,949
I'LL MAIL YOU YOUR CLOTHES
IF YOU'RE LUCKY!

648
00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:02,966
HEH HEH HEY. 

649
00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:04,969
HUH? 

650
00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:05,970
HEY. 

651
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:06,971
[WHISTLES] 

652
00:40:11,475 --> 00:40:12,976
HERE YOU GO. 

653
00:40:14,478 --> 00:40:15,979
IT'S O.K. 

654
00:40:17,481 --> 00:40:18,982
LOOKS LIKE YOU AND ME, 

655
00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:21,986
WE GOT A LITTLE SECRET
TO KEEP, HUH? 

656
00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:22,987
HMM? 

657
00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:24,989
HMM? 

658
00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:27,491
UNLESS YOU WANT
TO GO HOME 

659
00:40:27,491 --> 00:40:29,993
JUST LIKE
YOUR BOYFRIEND DID. 

660
00:40:31,996 --> 00:40:34,498
NO. 

661
00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:36,500
COME HERE. 

662
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:37,501
YEAH. 

663
00:40:37,501 --> 00:40:38,502
HEY... 

664
00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:44,007
WHAT DO YOU SAY 

665
00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:48,012
WE MAKE IT TWO SECRETS
TONIGHT, HUH? 

666
00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:49,513
[LAUGHTER] 

667
00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:51,014
SOME PARTY, HUH? 

668
00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:53,017
OH, YEAH.
YOU SAID IT. 

669
00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:03,527
I GOT TO GO HOME
FOR A MINUTE. I'LL BE BACK. 

670
00:41:03,527 --> 00:41:04,528
HARRY. 

671
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:07,531
HARRY,
WAIT A SECOND. 

672
00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:09,533
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING HOME FOR? 

673
00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:11,535
I'M DIZZY.
MY HEAD'S THROBBING. 

674
00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:13,537
I WANT TO GET MY PILLS. 

675
00:41:13,537 --> 00:41:15,038
DIZZY IS RIGHT. 

676
00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:17,041
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK
IN THE BATHROOM 

677
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:20,044
AND SEE IF THEY
HAVE SOME ASPIRIN? 

678
00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:23,047
YOU'RE TOO DRUNK
TO DRIVE HOME, HARRY. 

679
00:41:25,549 --> 00:41:27,551
[SIGHS] 

680
00:41:33,057 --> 00:41:36,060
HEY, YOU. THIS YOUR CAR? 

681
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:38,062
YOU DON'T LEAVE A CAR 

682
00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:40,564
WITH THE WHEELS
HALFWAY IN THE ROAD. 

683
00:41:40,564 --> 00:41:42,065
THAT'S
HOW ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. 

684
00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:44,568
<i>I'M SORRY, OFFICER.</i>
<i>I WASN'T THINKING.</i> 

685
00:41:44,568 --> 00:41:46,069
WELL, NEXT TIME, THINK. 

686
00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:47,571
I'LL LET YOU GO NOW... 

687
00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:09,093
GREAT. RAIN. 

688
00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:16,100
GIVE ME A SWIG
OF THIS STUFF. 

689
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:17,601
THERE YOU GO, MAN.

690
00:42:19,603 --> 00:42:21,104
A LITTLE SUPER UNLEADED. 

691
00:42:22,606 --> 00:42:24,107
GOOD STUFF, HUH? 

692
00:42:27,111 --> 00:42:29,613
[CRYING] 

693
00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:33,617
SHH. 

694
00:42:33,617 --> 00:42:35,118
OH. 

695
00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:37,621
OH. OH. 

696
00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:40,123
OH. 

697
00:42:40,124 --> 00:42:41,625
IT'S O.K. 

698
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:47,130
SHH. 

699
00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:05,149
IT'S BETTER THAN
STAYING HOME ALONE, HUH? 

700
00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:09,153
IT'S LIKE,
YOU KNOW, YOU... 

701
00:43:09,153 --> 00:43:12,156
YOU FIGURE OUT
WHAT YOU WANT AND, UH... 

702
00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:13,657
GO GET IT. 

703
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:38,182
YOU LOSE, BUDDY. 

704
00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:41,184
THAT'S TOO BAD. 

705
00:43:44,688 --> 00:43:49,192
GET INTO BED.
THERE YOU GO. 

706
00:43:49,193 --> 00:43:51,195
DID YOU HAVE FUN
TONIGHT? 

707
00:43:51,195 --> 00:43:52,196
YEAH. 

708
00:43:52,196 --> 00:43:54,198
YOU REALLY
BEAT ME UP. 

709
00:43:54,198 --> 00:43:56,700
YOU MUST
BE WORN OUT. 

710
00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:58,201
SLEEP WELL. 

711
00:43:58,202 --> 00:43:59,203
O.K. 

712
00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:01,205
GOOD NIGHT. 

713
00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:02,206
NIGHT-LIGHT. 

714
00:44:03,207 --> 00:44:05,209
RIGHT HERE?
TURN IT ON. 

715
00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:06,710
O.K. 

716
00:44:07,711 --> 00:44:09,879
ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.

717
00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:31,902
<i>THE REMINGTON MICROSCREEN</i>
<i>SHAVES</i> 

718
00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:34,905
<i>AS CLOSE AS A BLADE,</i>
<i>OR YOUR MONEY BACK.</i> 

719
00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:36,907
<i>HOLD IT.</i>
<i>THE REMINGTON</i> <i>MICROSCREEN</i> 

720
00:44:36,907 --> 00:44:38,909
<i>IS MORE</i>
<i>THAN CLOSENESS.</i> <i>LISTEN.</i> 

721
00:44:38,909 --> 00:44:39,910
<i>[WRR]</i> 

722
00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:41,412
<i>THAT POWERFUL MOTOR</i> 

723
00:44:41,412 --> 00:44:42,913
<i>MAKES REMINGTON</i>
<i>A QUICK SHAVE,</i> 

724
00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:43,914
<i>AND ITS TWO...</i> 

725
00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:46,417
AAH! SHIT! 

726
00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:47,918
<i>THE REMINGTON</i>
<i>MICROSCREEN--</i> 

727
00:44:47,918 --> 00:44:48,919
<i>QUICK, COMFORTABLE.</i> 

728
00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:51,421
<i>SHAVES AS CLOSE</i>
<i>AS A BLADE,</i> 

729
00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:52,923
<i>OR YOUR MONEY BACK.</i>

730
00:44:52,923 --> 00:44:53,924
<i>ATTABOY.</i> 

731
00:44:53,924 --> 00:44:54,925
<i>THAT'S REMINGTON.</i> 

732
00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:41,972
HEY. HERE SHE COMES. 

733
00:45:41,972 --> 00:45:43,473
HERE SHE COMES. 

734
00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:51,482
SHIT. SHE'S SEEN US.
SHH. 

735
00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:54,485
SHE CAN'T SEE US.
THERE'S LIGHTS ON INSIDE. 

736
00:46:20,010 --> 00:46:22,012
WHY IS SHE
WEARING A BATHROBE? 

737
00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,515
YOU HEAR THAT? 

738
00:46:24,515 --> 00:46:25,516
WHAT? 

739
00:46:29,019 --> 00:46:30,520
SOUNDS LIKE RUNNING WATER. 

740
00:46:33,023 --> 00:46:34,524
RUNNING WATER? 

741
00:46:34,525 --> 00:46:36,026
RUNNING WATER. 

742
00:46:36,026 --> 00:46:38,028
SHE'S TAKING A BATH. 

743
00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:41,031
OH, DAMN. 

744
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:51,041
I'M GOING
TO TAKE A BATH. 

745
00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:53,043
DID YOU BRUSH
YOUR TEETH? 

746
00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:54,044
MM-HMM. 

747
00:46:57,047 --> 00:46:58,048
ALL RIGHT. 

748
00:46:58,048 --> 00:47:01,551
WELL, YOUR PARENTS
WILL BE HOME VERY SOON, 

749
00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:03,053
SO GOOD NIGHT,
JIMMY. 

750
00:47:05,055 --> 00:47:06,056
NIGHT. 

751
00:47:28,078 --> 00:47:30,080
SWEET DREAMS.

752
00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:33,584
YOU'RE SO PRECIOUS. 

753
00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:57,107
HA. NICE. 

754
00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:05,115
CUTE. 

755
00:49:04,174 --> 00:49:07,177
UH...ASPIRIN? 

756
00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:41,211
I THINK, UH... 

757
00:49:41,211 --> 00:49:43,213
I'LL JUST GET IN,
O.K.? 

758
00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:47,217
YEAH. 

759
00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:55,225
[KNOCK ON DOOR] 

760
00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:56,727
WHO IS IT? 

761
00:49:57,227 --> 00:49:59,229
[DOLLY]
HARRY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 

762
00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:01,732
YEAH, YEAH, I'M, UH... 

763
00:50:01,732 --> 00:50:03,233
FINE. I'M JUST, UH... 

764
00:50:03,233 --> 00:50:05,235
JUST LOOKING
FOR SOME ASPIRIN. 

765
00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:14,745
HONEY,
YOU STILL THERE? 

766
00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:15,746
YES. 

767
00:50:15,746 --> 00:50:19,249
THERE DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE ANY ASPIRIN. 

768
00:50:19,249 --> 00:50:20,750
REALLY? 

769
00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:22,252
YEAH, REALLY. 

770
00:50:24,755 --> 00:50:26,256
WELL, SHOULD I ASK BILL? 

771
00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:29,259
THEY MUST HAVE SOMETHING
STRONG IN THE HOUSE. 

772
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,262
YOU WANT ME
TO GO ASK SOMEBODY 

773
00:50:32,763 --> 00:50:34,264
IF THEY
BROUGHT SOMETHING? 

774
00:50:34,264 --> 00:50:35,765
NO.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 

775
00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:37,267
YOU JUST STAY PUT, 

776
00:50:37,267 --> 00:50:39,769
AND I'LL
JUST GO ON HOME 

777
00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:42,272
AND GET SOME
OF MY PRESCRIPTION. 

778
00:50:42,272 --> 00:50:44,774
I'LL BE BACK
IN A FLASH. 

779
00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:46,777
DON'T WORRY. 

780
00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,278
HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 

781
00:50:48,278 --> 00:50:49,779
HOLD THE LADDER. 

782
00:51:47,337 --> 00:51:49,839
[BOARDS CREAK] 

783
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,841
SHH. SHH. 

784
00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:10,861
WELL... 

785
00:52:12,863 --> 00:52:14,865
HI. 

786
00:52:17,868 --> 00:52:19,870
I JUST CAME BY
TO SEE 

787
00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:21,872
IF YOU'RE BEING
A GOOD GIRL. 

788
00:52:28,378 --> 00:52:30,380
WHY DON'T YOU LEAN OVER? 

789
00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:35,385
AS LONG AS I'M HERE, 

790
00:52:35,385 --> 00:52:39,389
I MIGHT AS WELL
SOAP YOUR BACK, HUH? 

791
00:52:44,394 --> 00:52:46,396
SHE'S IN THE TUB
ALREADY. 

792
00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:53,403
HARRY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 

793
00:52:53,403 --> 00:52:55,905
HE'S PRACTICING
HIS SWING FOR TOMORROW, 

794
00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:59,409
BUT IT WON'T DO
HIM A DAMN BIT OF GOOD. 

795
00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:01,911
HA HA HA HA. 

796
00:53:01,912 --> 00:53:03,914
SWAT. 

797
00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:04,915
HEY! 

798
00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:08,418
HARRY. 

799
00:53:08,418 --> 00:53:09,419
HARRY. 

800
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:10,921
HOLE IN ONE. 

801
00:53:15,926 --> 00:53:17,427
OH, GOD. 

802
00:53:17,427 --> 00:53:19,929
WHY CAN'T YOU
EVER BE A HAPPY DRUNK 

803
00:53:19,930 --> 00:53:21,932
INSTEAD OF A SOUR DRUNK? 

804
00:53:21,932 --> 00:53:25,936
OH, BOY, IT'S GOING
TO BE A TOUGH DAY TOMORROW. 

805
00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:28,438
YOU'RE PRETTY TOUGH
RIGHT NOW. 

806
00:53:28,939 --> 00:53:31,441
HEY, I'LL JUST BE
A MINUTE, O.K.? 

807
00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:33,443
YOU'RE SURE
YOU CAN DRIVE? 

808
00:53:33,443 --> 00:53:36,446
YEAH, YEAH. 

809
00:53:46,957 --> 00:53:49,459
[THUNDER] 

810
00:53:58,969 --> 00:54:01,471
OH, YEAH. 

811
00:54:01,471 --> 00:54:02,972
OH. 

812
00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:06,643
MAYBE I'LL JUST SNEAK IN
REAL QUIETLY, YOU KNOW, 

813
00:54:06,643 --> 00:54:09,145
AND MAYBE SHE'S
IN THE BATHROOM. 

814
00:54:09,145 --> 00:54:11,147
"WHOO-OO-OO-OO. 

815
00:54:11,147 --> 00:54:12,648
EXCUSE ME, MY DEAR."

816
00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:14,651
HEE HEE HEE HEE. 

817
00:54:15,151 --> 00:54:18,654
♪ I DREAM OF JEANNIE ♪ 

818
00:54:18,655 --> 00:54:22,659
♪ WITH THE LIGHT
BROWN HAIR ♪ 

819
00:54:28,665 --> 00:54:32,669
♪ DREAM OF JEANNIE
WITH THE ♪ 

820
00:54:35,171 --> 00:54:37,173
AW, SHIT. 

821
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:44,681
WHOOP. 

822
00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:48,684
GOD DAMN,
I DROPPED IT. 

823
00:54:49,185 --> 00:54:50,186
I LOST MY SOAP. 

824
00:54:50,687 --> 00:54:52,188
AAH! HA HA HA! 

825
00:54:52,689 --> 00:54:53,189
COME ON. 

826
00:54:53,690 --> 00:54:56,192
HELP ME FIND
THE SOAP. 

827
00:54:56,192 --> 00:54:57,693
AAH! 

828
00:54:57,694 --> 00:54:59,195
WHERE'S THAT SOAP? 

829
00:55:01,114 --> 00:55:03,616
DOLLY, HOW COULD YOU
LET HARRY DRIVE 

830
00:55:03,616 --> 00:55:06,619
IN THE STATE HE'S IN? 

831
00:55:14,127 --> 00:55:16,129
TA-DA! 

832
00:55:16,129 --> 00:55:18,131
HA HA HA. 

833
00:55:18,131 --> 00:55:21,634
I'LL JUST LET HIM
SLEEP IT OFF. 

834
00:55:21,634 --> 00:55:24,136
HE'S NOT GOING TO SPOIL
MY PARTY. 

835
00:55:28,141 --> 00:55:31,644
MY MOTHER GOT TO BE
TOO MUCH FOR US TO HANDLE. 

836
00:55:31,644 --> 00:55:34,146
WE KEPT MY MOTHER
HOME FOR A WHILE.

837
00:55:34,147 --> 00:55:37,150
WE DECIDED THERE WERE
BETTER HOMES FOR MOM. 

838
00:55:37,150 --> 00:55:39,152
AND DAD HAS
A NEW GIRLFRIEND. 

839
00:55:39,152 --> 00:55:40,653
SHE'S 20 YEARS YOUNGER. 

840
00:55:40,653 --> 00:55:43,656
SHE'S YOUNG ENOUGH
TO BE HIS DAUGHTER... 

841
00:55:43,656 --> 00:55:45,157
OR WHATEVER. 

842
00:55:56,669 --> 00:55:58,170
[BLUES SONG PLAYS] 

843
00:55:58,671 --> 00:56:02,174
OH, DOLLY,
YOU LOOK RAVISHING. 

844
00:56:15,688 --> 00:56:17,690
MORE CHAMPAGNE,
DOLLY? 

845
00:56:19,192 --> 00:56:20,693
STRAIGHT UP. 

846
00:56:29,702 --> 00:56:31,203
MMM. 

847
00:56:44,717 --> 00:56:47,720
ARE YOU ASKING ME
IF I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR? 

848
00:56:52,725 --> 00:56:55,728
THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD ME... 

849
00:56:55,728 --> 00:56:57,229
I'M SORRY.
EXCUSE ME. 

850
00:57:19,252 --> 00:57:21,254
[RING] 

851
00:57:22,755 --> 00:57:25,257
SHE GETTING OUT
TO ANSWER THE PHONE? 

852
00:57:26,759 --> 00:57:28,761
A THOUGHT JUST CAME
TO ME, JACK. 

853
00:57:28,761 --> 00:57:30,262
WHAT? 

854
00:57:30,763 --> 00:57:32,765
THINK SHE REMEMBERED
TO LOCK THE FRONT DOOR

855
00:57:33,266 --> 00:57:35,768
WHEN SHE SLAMMED IT
IN YOUR FACE? 

856
00:57:35,768 --> 00:57:37,269
I DON'T KNOW. 

857
00:57:37,270 --> 00:57:38,271
OH, MAN. 

858
00:57:38,271 --> 00:57:40,773
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING? 

859
00:57:42,775 --> 00:57:45,277
[RING] 

860
00:57:46,779 --> 00:57:47,780
[RING] 

861
00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:50,783
COME ON, YOU LITTLE BITCH.
ANSWER THE PHONE. 

862
00:57:50,783 --> 00:57:51,784
BILL! 

863
00:57:51,784 --> 00:57:52,785
DOLLY. 

864
00:57:52,785 --> 00:57:55,287
[RINGING] 

865
00:57:55,288 --> 00:57:57,790
IT'S, UH... 

866
00:57:57,790 --> 00:58:00,292
I WAS CALLING
TO SEE IF THE KIDS WERE O.K. 

867
00:58:00,293 --> 00:58:02,795
HELLO. TUCKER RESIDENCE. 

868
00:58:04,797 --> 00:58:05,798
MORE CHAMPAGNE, DOLLY? 

869
00:58:06,299 --> 00:58:06,799
[GIGGLING] 

870
00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:07,800
OH, BILL. 

871
00:58:09,302 --> 00:58:12,305
I DON'T THINK
I SHOULD DRINK SO MUCH. 

872
00:58:17,310 --> 00:58:19,312
[THUNDER] 

873
00:58:21,314 --> 00:58:23,316
[TELEVISION PLAYS] 

874
00:58:27,820 --> 00:58:29,321
ONLY WHEN YOU BABYSIT. 

875
00:59:33,386 --> 00:59:35,388
WHOA. 

876
00:59:37,890 --> 00:59:38,891
[BANGS HEAD] 

877
00:59:38,891 --> 00:59:39,892
SHIT. 

878
00:59:39,892 --> 00:59:41,393
WHO IS IT? 

879
00:59:41,394 --> 00:59:44,397
UH... 

880
00:59:44,397 --> 00:59:45,898
UM...

881
00:59:48,401 --> 00:59:51,404
I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM. 

882
01:00:08,421 --> 01:00:12,925
I THINK YOU CAME IN
JUST TO SEE ME IN THE TUB. 

883
01:00:14,927 --> 01:00:17,930
YOU'RE A VERY BAD BOY,
JIMMY. 

884
01:00:19,932 --> 01:00:20,933
JIMMY. 

885
01:00:22,435 --> 01:00:23,936
SINCE YOU BOTHERED ME, 

886
01:00:23,936 --> 01:00:26,438
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
SOAP MY BACK. 

887
01:00:51,464 --> 01:00:52,465
I... 

888
01:00:52,965 --> 01:00:54,967
I DROPPED THE SOAP. 

889
01:00:56,469 --> 01:00:59,472
WELL, HELP ME
FIND IT, JIMMY. 

890
01:01:03,476 --> 01:01:05,478
HELP ME FIND IT. 

891
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,982
[DOOR BANGING] 

892
01:01:18,491 --> 01:01:21,994
MAN, I PLAYED THIS TRICK
ON MY BABYSITTER A MILLION TIMES. 

893
01:01:22,495 --> 01:01:24,997
YOU GO INSIDE THE HOUSE
AND CALL THE NUMBER. 

894
01:01:25,498 --> 01:01:28,000
THE SECOND THE CALL
GOES THROUGH, HANG UP. 

895
01:01:28,501 --> 01:01:31,003
THE PHONE'LL RING,
BUT THERE WON'T BE ANYBODY THERE.

896
01:01:31,504 --> 01:01:32,505
I DON'T KNOW. 

897
01:01:33,005 --> 01:01:36,008
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT.
THIS IS GOING TO WORK. 

898
01:01:36,509 --> 01:01:38,010
WHEN SHE PICKS IT UP, 

899
01:01:38,511 --> 01:01:41,013
TELL HER THERE'S A PROWLER
IN THE HOUSE. 

900
01:01:41,514 --> 01:01:43,015
THAT'LL BE GOOD.
THERE'S A PROWLER, 

901
01:01:43,516 --> 01:01:46,018
AND YOU WANT TO COME
AND PROTECT HER. 

902
01:01:55,528 --> 01:01:57,029
[DOOR OPENS] 

903
01:01:59,031 --> 01:02:00,032
HELLO, DOLLY. 

904
01:02:03,536 --> 01:02:05,037
[DOOR CLOSES] 

905
01:02:09,542 --> 01:02:11,043
THEY'RE GOING TO
CART ME OFF 

906
01:02:11,043 --> 01:02:14,046
TO AN OLD FOLKS HOME
IN A WHEELBARROW... 

907
01:02:26,058 --> 01:02:27,559
OH, TO HELL WITH IT. 

908
01:02:35,568 --> 01:02:37,570
[KNOCK ON DOOR] 

909
01:02:37,570 --> 01:02:39,071
[BILL]
DOLLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 

910
01:02:39,572 --> 01:02:40,072
WHAT IS IT? 

911
01:02:40,573 --> 01:02:43,075
IT'S BILL.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 

912
01:02:43,075 --> 01:02:46,078
YES! EVERYTHING'S FINE. 

913
01:02:49,081 --> 01:02:51,083
I'M GOING BACK
TO THE PARTY. 

914
01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:52,584
YOU HANDLE IT? 

915
01:03:02,595 --> 01:03:04,096
TELL ME
IF I CAN HELP. 

916
01:04:25,928 --> 01:04:27,930
[FAST BEEPING] 

917
01:04:29,432 --> 01:04:32,935
[TELEPHONE RINGS] 

918
01:04:34,937 --> 01:04:36,939
[RING] 

919
01:04:36,939 --> 01:04:39,441
JESUS. 

920
01:04:39,442 --> 01:04:42,945
[RING] 

921
01:04:45,448 --> 01:04:48,451
[RING] 

922
01:04:50,953 --> 01:04:53,455
[RING] 

923
01:04:54,457 --> 01:04:55,458
HELLO? 

924
01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:56,959
TUCKER RESIDENCE. 

925
01:04:59,462 --> 01:05:01,464
HELLO. 

926
01:05:02,465 --> 01:05:03,966
HELLO. 

927
01:05:04,967 --> 01:05:07,970
WHO IS THIS? 

928
01:05:07,970 --> 01:05:10,472
HELLO--AAH! 

929
01:05:10,473 --> 01:05:12,475
AAH! 

930
01:05:12,475 --> 01:05:13,476
AAH! 

931
01:05:13,476 --> 01:05:14,477
OH! 

932
01:05:14,477 --> 01:05:16,479
IT'S ME. IT'S ME.
RELAX. 

933
01:05:16,479 --> 01:05:19,482
I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU.
FROM JACK. 

934
01:05:19,482 --> 01:05:20,983
HE'S RIPPED. 

935
01:05:20,983 --> 01:05:22,484
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 

936
01:05:22,485 --> 01:05:23,986
JACK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE? 

937
01:05:24,487 --> 01:05:26,989
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON? 

938
01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:27,990
I DON'T KNOW. 

939
01:05:27,990 --> 01:05:29,992
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 

940
01:05:29,992 --> 01:05:31,994
BUT YOU BOTH
BETTER LEAVE. 

941
01:05:31,994 --> 01:05:33,996
LISTEN. LISTEN,
I'M SORRY. O.K. 

942
01:05:33,996 --> 01:05:35,998
THIS IS A BAD IDEA. 

943
01:05:36,499 --> 01:05:39,001
YEAH. YEAH.
BAD IDEA. 

944
01:05:40,503 --> 01:05:42,505
UH, THE THING IS,
IS, UH... 

945
01:05:42,505 --> 01:05:45,007
WE WERE DOING
A LITTLE DRINKING TONIGHT, 

946
01:05:45,007 --> 01:05:46,508
AND WE'RE BOTH
KIND OF HAMMERED. 

947
01:05:47,009 --> 01:05:49,511
I DON'T KNOW
IF WE SHOULD BE DRIVING. 

948
01:05:49,512 --> 01:05:52,515
I MEAN, THE STREETS
ARE WET AND ALL THAT. 

949
01:05:52,515 --> 01:05:55,518
I MEAN, I'LL DRIVE
IF I HAVE TO, 

950
01:05:55,518 --> 01:05:57,520
BUT IT'S KIND OF DANGEROUS. 

951
01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,523
I'D RATHER HAVE YOU
PISSED OFF AT US 

952
01:06:00,523 --> 01:06:05,528
AND, YOU KNOW,
NOT HURT ANYBODY OR OURSELVES. 

953
01:06:05,528 --> 01:06:09,532
CAN'T WE JUST HAVE, LIKE,
15 MINUTES OR SOMETHING? 

954
01:06:09,532 --> 01:06:13,035
WE CAN HANG OUT
AND SOBER UP A LITTLE. 

955
01:06:13,035 --> 01:06:17,539
ONE CUP OF COFFEE,
YOU GUYS ARE OUT OF HERE. 

956
01:06:20,042 --> 01:06:22,544
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN HERE, MAN? 

957
01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:26,549
[WOMAN YELPING] 

958
01:06:26,549 --> 01:06:28,050
HEY, THAT'S
ENOUGH, MAN. 

959
01:06:30,052 --> 01:06:31,053
WHAT? 

960
01:06:31,053 --> 01:06:32,554
IT'S ENOUGH! 

961
01:06:35,558 --> 01:06:37,560
AND WHO SAYS? 

962
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:38,561
I DO. 

963
01:06:38,561 --> 01:06:40,062
OH, YOU DO, HUH? 

964
01:06:40,062 --> 01:06:41,563
YEAH. 

965
01:06:41,564 --> 01:06:43,065
WELL, FUCK YOU, MAN. 

966
01:06:43,065 --> 01:06:45,067
NO, SEE, UH, I SAY WHEN. 

967
01:06:51,574 --> 01:06:53,576
GOD DAMN, JACK. 

968
01:07:01,083 --> 01:07:02,584
THANKS, MAN. 

969
01:07:05,588 --> 01:07:07,089
[JENNIFER SCREAMS] 

970
01:07:13,095 --> 01:07:15,097
SHIT. 

971
01:07:24,106 --> 01:07:26,108
TILTED HER, MAN. 

972
01:07:28,110 --> 01:07:29,611
FUCK. 

973
01:07:29,612 --> 01:07:33,115
WE GOT TO GET HER
OUT OF HERE, MAN. 

974
01:07:45,628 --> 01:07:47,630
OH, NO.
COME ON, MARK. 

975
01:07:47,630 --> 01:07:49,131
HE'S JUST A KID. 

976
01:07:49,131 --> 01:07:50,632
WE GOT TO, MAN... 

977
01:07:52,635 --> 01:07:54,136
OR WE'RE DEAD.

978
01:07:58,140 --> 01:08:01,143
MY GOD, YOU GUYS.
GO TO BED. 

979
01:08:01,143 --> 01:08:03,645
EVERYTHING'S O.K.
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 

980
01:08:03,646 --> 01:08:05,147
WHO ARE THEY? 

981
01:08:05,147 --> 01:08:07,149
THEY'RE JUST
FRIENDS OF MINE. 

982
01:08:07,149 --> 01:08:09,651
PLEASE DON'T
TELL YOUR PARENTS. GO TO BED. 

983
01:08:09,652 --> 01:08:13,656
I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO A REST HOME. 

984
01:08:13,656 --> 01:08:15,658
DOLLY, IT'S O.K. 

985
01:08:15,658 --> 01:08:19,161
NOBODY'S GOING TO
MAKE YOU GO TO A REST HOME. 

986
01:08:19,161 --> 01:08:21,163
ALL HE DOES
IS FANTASIZE 

987
01:08:21,163 --> 01:08:22,664
ABOUT THE GODDAMN
BABYSITTER! 

988
01:08:23,165 --> 01:08:24,666
[SNORING] 

989
01:08:36,178 --> 01:08:37,679
MR. TUCKER! 

990
01:08:39,682 --> 01:08:40,182
SORRY. 

991
01:08:40,683 --> 01:08:42,685
I JUST, UH... 

992
01:08:42,685 --> 01:08:45,688
WANTED SOME...ASPIRIN. 

993
01:08:49,191 --> 01:08:50,192
MR. TUCKER-- 

994
01:08:50,693 --> 01:08:53,195
THIS ISN'T THE WAY
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE, LITTLE GIRL. 

995
01:08:53,195 --> 01:08:55,197
YOU KNOW?

996
01:08:55,197 --> 01:08:56,698
MR. TUCKER! 

997
01:08:56,699 --> 01:08:59,201
MR. TUCKER! AAH! 

998
01:09:00,703 --> 01:09:03,205
[SOFTLY SOBBING] 

999
01:09:03,205 --> 01:09:07,209
DOLLY. DOLLY, HERE.
LET ME DO THIS. 

1000
01:09:09,712 --> 01:09:12,715
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
DID DOLLY FALL IN? 

1001
01:09:12,715 --> 01:09:14,717
NO, DOLLY FELL OUT! 

1002
01:09:19,722 --> 01:09:21,223
I'M DRUNK. 

1003
01:09:23,726 --> 01:09:26,228
COFFEE'LL BE READY
IN A MINUTE. 

1004
01:09:26,228 --> 01:09:27,729
THANKS. 

1005
01:09:32,735 --> 01:09:35,237
CAN I--
CAN I SMOKE IN HERE? 

1006
01:09:35,237 --> 01:09:37,239
NO. 

1007
01:10:09,772 --> 01:10:13,275
YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY SOUNDS OR ANYTHING, DO YOU? 

1008
01:10:13,275 --> 01:10:14,276
SOUNDS? 

1009
01:10:14,276 --> 01:10:15,777
MUSIC? 

1010
01:10:20,282 --> 01:10:21,783
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 

1011
01:10:21,784 --> 01:10:23,285
THERE. MUSIC. 

1012
01:10:23,285 --> 01:10:26,288
AFTER THE COFFEE,
YOU LEAVE. 

1013
01:10:41,303 --> 01:10:45,307
<i>♪ I LIE STILL</i>
<i>IN THE GARDEN ♪</i> 

1014
01:10:48,811 --> 01:10:52,314
<i>♪ I LIE STILL</i>
<i>IN THE GARDEN ♪</i>

1015
01:10:57,319 --> 01:11:00,322
<i>♪ YOU'VE BEEN COOL</i>
<i>AS A FISH ♪</i> 

1016
01:11:00,322 --> 01:11:03,825
<i>♪ I'VE BEEN MAKIN' SURE ♪</i> 

1017
01:11:03,826 --> 01:11:06,328
<i>♪ YOU'VE BEEN</i>
<i>BUSTIN' YOUR STITCHES ♪</i> 

1018
01:11:06,328 --> 01:11:07,829
<i>♪ TELLIN' THE HITS... ♪</i> 

1019
01:11:07,830 --> 01:11:10,833
I'M GOING TO GO CHECK
ON THE COFFEE. 

1020
01:11:29,852 --> 01:11:31,854
<i>[MUSIC PLAYS LOUDER]</i> 

1021
01:11:35,357 --> 01:11:37,859
ALL RIGHT, JACK. 

1022
01:11:41,363 --> 01:11:42,864
OHH! 

1023
01:11:42,865 --> 01:11:45,367
GIVE HER
A LITTLE LESSON THERE. 

1024
01:11:46,869 --> 01:11:49,872
<i>♪ CAN DANCE</i>
<i>ON THE WINDOWPANE ♪</i> 

1025
01:11:49,872 --> 01:11:52,875
<i>♪ AND HOW I CAN</i>
<i>I LOVE HER THE SAME ♪</i> 

1026
01:11:52,875 --> 01:11:54,376
<i>♪ BUT I'M SILENT ♪</i> 

1027
01:11:54,376 --> 01:11:55,877
THERE. I DID IT. 

1028
01:11:55,878 --> 01:12:00,382
<i>♪ I LIE STILL</i>
<i>IN THE GARDEN ♪</i>

1029
01:12:02,384 --> 01:12:06,388
<i>♪ I LIE STILL</i>
<i>IN THE GARDEN ♪</i> 

1030
01:12:10,392 --> 01:12:11,393
<i>♪ OH... ♪</i> 

1031
01:12:16,899 --> 01:12:18,400
JACK. 

1032
01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:22,904
JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 

1033
01:12:22,905 --> 01:12:24,907
JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! 

1034
01:12:26,408 --> 01:12:27,909
I W-W-- 

1035
01:12:27,910 --> 01:12:30,412
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE TRYING TO DO? 

1036
01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:35,918
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON? 

1037
01:12:35,918 --> 01:12:38,921
YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IT
WITH MARK HERE? 

1038
01:12:38,921 --> 01:12:40,422
I WOUL--Mark. 

1039
01:12:43,425 --> 01:12:45,927
YOU'RE REALLY, TRULY
A SICK FUCK. 

1040
01:12:45,928 --> 01:12:47,429
JUST SO YOU KNOW. 

1041
01:12:47,429 --> 01:12:49,431
<i>♪ IT'S YOUR OWN TIME ♪</i> 

1042
01:12:49,431 --> 01:12:50,932
<i>♪ BRACE YOURSELF FOR ♪</i> 

1043
01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:51,934
<i>♪ SUCH A GOOD TIME... ♪</i> 

1044
01:12:52,434 --> 01:12:54,436
JACK, STOP.
THAT'S ENOUGH. 

1045
01:12:54,937 --> 01:12:55,938
JACK, STOP! 

1046
01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:57,940
YOU WON, ALL RIGHT?

1047
01:13:20,462 --> 01:13:24,466
<i>♪ I LIE STILL</i>
<i>IN THE GARDEN ♪</i> 

1048
01:13:24,466 --> 01:13:26,468
[THUNDER] 

1049
01:13:28,470 --> 01:13:30,472
UHH... 

1050
01:13:30,472 --> 01:13:32,474
[MUMBLING] 

1051
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:39,481
BITCH! 

1052
01:13:44,486 --> 01:13:48,490
I CAN'T GO WITHOUT
MY GODDAMN KEYS! 

1053
01:13:50,092 --> 01:13:53,595
OH, MY. WHAT WILL
THE NEIGHBORS THINK? 

1054
01:13:53,595 --> 01:13:55,597
ABOUT WHAT? 

1055
01:13:55,597 --> 01:13:58,099
ABOUT YOU AND ME. 

1056
01:13:58,100 --> 01:13:59,601
COME AGAIN? 

1057
01:14:01,603 --> 01:14:04,606
WELL, DON'T YOU
FIND ME ATTRACTIVE? 

1058
01:14:04,606 --> 01:14:07,609
DOLLY, WHAT ON EARTH
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 

1059
01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:12,614
YOU'VE BEEN
FLIRTING WITH ME. 

1060
01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:15,116
WHAT? 

1061
01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:17,619
YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE. 

1062
01:14:17,619 --> 01:14:19,621
WELL, DOLLY... 

1063
01:14:19,621 --> 01:14:21,623
YOU...YOU'VE BEEN
ASKING ME 

1064
01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:24,626
IF I WANT TO
HAVE AN AFFAIR. 

1065
01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:26,128
ISN'T THAT IT? 

1066
01:14:26,628 --> 01:14:28,129
DOLLY. 

1067
01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:32,134
[MOANING] 

1068
01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:34,136
[YELLING]

1069
01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:36,138
[BOTH YELLING] 

1070
01:14:40,142 --> 01:14:41,643
OHH! 

1071
01:14:45,147 --> 01:14:48,650
OHH. WHAT WILL
THE NEIGHBORS THINK? 

1072
01:14:48,650 --> 01:14:51,653
DOLLY! YOU SHOULDN'T
DRINK SO MUCH. 

1073
01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:54,656
OH, GOD! 

1074
01:15:02,164 --> 01:15:05,167
MAYBE IF I WAS
A GIRL, HUH? 

1075
01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:08,170
IF I WAS LIKE
A RIPE YOUNG GIRL, 

1076
01:15:08,170 --> 01:15:09,671
LIKE 16 OR SO. 

1077
01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:16,678
YOU ONLY GET ONE CHANCE
AT THAT, DON'T YOU, BILLY? 

1078
01:15:17,179 --> 01:15:18,680
YOU JUST GET ONE CHANCE. 

1079
01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:34,696
WELL, WELL, WELL.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 

1080
01:15:34,696 --> 01:15:35,697
NOTHING, TUCKER. 

1081
01:15:35,697 --> 01:15:37,198
DOLLY AND I
WERE JUST-- 

1082
01:15:37,699 --> 01:15:39,701
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
GIVE ME MY GODDAMN KEYS. 

1083
01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:41,703
COME ON! HMM? 

1084
01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:51,212
SUIT YOURSELF. 

1085
01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:55,717
♪ I DREAM OF JEANNIE
WITH THE LIGHT BROWN... ♪

1086
01:15:55,717 --> 01:15:57,719
SHUT UP, HARRY! 

1087
01:15:57,719 --> 01:15:59,721
YEAH! 

1088
01:15:59,721 --> 01:16:02,223
♪ HER THIGHS
SPREAD OUT ♪ 

1089
01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:06,228
ON A COUCH ON TOP OF
THE GODDAMN KITCHEN TABLE, 

1090
01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:09,231
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
HA HA HA HA HA. 

1091
01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:33,755
DOLLY, MY GOD, NO! 

1092
01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:37,259
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
I CAN EXPLAIN. REALLY! 

1093
01:16:37,259 --> 01:16:38,260
[BANG] 

1094
01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:44,266
♪ WITH THE LIGHT BROWN
BUSH ♪ 

1095
01:16:44,266 --> 01:16:46,268
HEH HEH HEH! 

1096
01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:04,286
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? 

1097
01:17:04,786 --> 01:17:06,788
JESUS, WHAT A MONKEY. 

1098
01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:09,290
THIS WAS ALL
YOUR IDEA, PAL. 

1099
01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:10,792
YOU'RE KIDDING,
RIGHT? 

1100
01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:13,294
LIKE YOU DIDN'T
FUCKIN' DRAG ME OVER HERE. 

1101
01:17:13,795 --> 01:17:14,796
THIS WAS HIS IDEA! 

1102
01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:17,299
COULD YOU PLEASE
JUST BOTH LEAVE?

1103
01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:18,800
YOU'LL BE SORRY, MARK. 

1104
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:19,801
GREAT. THREATEN ME. 

1105
01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:22,303
ARE YOU LISTENING
TO YOURSELF TALK? 

1106
01:17:22,304 --> 01:17:23,805
YOU GOT TO
BELIEVE ME. 

1107
01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:27,309
YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD
WHAT PERVERT BOY HAD IN MIND. 

1108
01:17:27,809 --> 01:17:29,310
CAN YOU PLEASE
JUST BOTH LEAVE? 

1109
01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:31,813
I DON'T WANT
ANY MORE TROUBLE. 

1110
01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:36,818
I'M SORRY. 

1111
01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:41,322
YEAH,
I'M SORRY, TOO. 

1112
01:17:41,823 --> 01:17:45,326
I TOLD HIM
THAT YOU WERE SOMETHING SPECIAL. 

1113
01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:48,830
HOW YOU DON'T
REALLY DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS. 

1114
01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:56,838
WAIT A MINUTE. 

1115
01:18:00,842 --> 01:18:02,343
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 

1116
01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:04,846
YOU LET HIM DO IT
TO YOU, DIDN'T YOU? 

1117
01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:06,347
EXCUSE ME? 

1118
01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:08,850
YOU LET MARK
DO IT TO YOU.

1119
01:18:08,850 --> 01:18:11,352
WHAT ABOUT THAT, HUH?
WHAT ABOUT THAT, HUH? 

1120
01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:14,356
JACK, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! AH! 

1121
01:18:20,362 --> 01:18:21,363
OHH. 

1122
01:18:22,864 --> 01:18:25,366
IS THAT WHAT THIS
IS ABOUT, JACK? 

1123
01:18:27,869 --> 01:18:30,371
I NEVER FUCKED HIM,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 

1124
01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:33,375
IF THAT'S WHY
YOU CAME OVER HERE. 

1125
01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:34,876
YOU WERE SET UP? 

1126
01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:36,878
HE SET YOU UP?
DON'T! 

1127
01:18:36,878 --> 01:18:38,379
YOU KNOW WHAT,
HONEY? 

1128
01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:40,882
FUCK YOU. 

1129
01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:43,384
AND FUCK YOU, TOO,
YOU LIAR. 

1130
01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:46,388
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL
OR NOT ANYMORE. 

1131
01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:48,390
BUT YOU ARE DEAD, BUDDY. 

1132
01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:49,891
YOU ARE DEAD! 

1133
01:18:49,891 --> 01:18:52,393
JACK! STOP! 

1134
01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:54,396
JACK! JACK,
STOP IT! 

1135
01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:56,398
JACK, COME ON! 

1136
01:19:01,403 --> 01:19:03,405
JACK! STOP!

1137
01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:05,407
JUST STOP IT! 

1138
01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:08,410
MARK, JACK! 

1139
01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:09,411
MARK! 

1140
01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:11,913
GET OUT OF HERE! 

1141
01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:15,917
ENOUGH! 

1142
01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:19,921
I OUGHT TO
FUCKING KILL YOU! 

1143
01:19:21,923 --> 01:19:23,925
GUYS! COME ON! 

1144
01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:24,926
STOP IT! 

1145
01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:27,429
[GLASS SHATTERS] 

1146
01:19:33,435 --> 01:19:34,436
AH! 

1147
01:19:36,938 --> 01:19:37,939
STOP IT! 

1148
01:19:37,939 --> 01:19:40,942
STOP IT! STOP IT! 

1149
01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:42,944
MARK! 

1150
01:19:42,944 --> 01:19:46,447
JACK! MARK! 

1151
01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:48,450
MARK! 

1152
01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:50,952
[LINE RINGING] 

1153
01:19:53,955 --> 01:19:57,458
YES. POLICE? 

1154
01:19:57,459 --> 01:19:59,461
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 

1155
01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:04,966
MARK! NO! 

1156
01:20:04,966 --> 01:20:05,967
STOP IT! 

1157
01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:29,991
MARK! NO! 

1158
01:20:29,991 --> 01:20:31,492
GOOD NIGHT, MAN. 

1159
01:20:31,493 --> 01:20:32,994
UGH! 

1160
01:20:47,008 --> 01:20:48,009
AAH! 

1161
01:20:51,012 --> 01:20:52,513
[FAST BEEPING] 

1162
01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:04,025
[SCREAMING] 

1163
01:21:04,025 --> 01:21:06,027
NO! NO! 

1164
01:21:06,027 --> 01:21:08,029
AAH! AH! 

1165
01:21:08,029 --> 01:21:09,530
SHUT UP! 

1166
01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:11,032
SHUT YOUR MOUTH. 

1167
01:21:11,032 --> 01:21:12,533
LAY DOWN. 

1168
01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:17,539
AAH! 

1169
01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:18,540
HELP! 

1170
01:21:45,066 --> 01:21:46,067
OH, SHIT! 

1171
01:21:53,074 --> 01:21:55,576
[TIRES SCREECHING] 

1172
01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:10,592
[HARRY] OH...

1173
01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:43,124
[SIREN] 

1174
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:16,551
YOU O.K.? 

1175
01:24:18,553 --> 01:24:19,554
COME ON. 

1176
01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:24,059
I'LL TAKE YOU HOME NOW
 IF YOU LIKE. 

1177
01:24:26,561 --> 01:24:30,064
I WANT TO ASK YOU 

SOME MORE QUESTIONS LATER. 

1178
01:24:35,570 --> 01:24:37,071
JENNIFER... 

1179
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:44,079
I DON'T GET IT, JACK. 

1180
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:47,082
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?